Woah Early

It might be a bit early in the morning, but it seems today might be a good news day! First, i dugg an article about a two-year-old who ate a bunch of MDMA, then was promptly returned to the parents. Now, the first comment on both pages struck me as damn good. First the digg comment, I laughed and cried at the same time. How true, likely the very cause for this babies even conception in the first place, is almost the cause of its death. Poor bastard probably saw the pills on the floor and remembered back to being in the womb, being fed MDMA though an umbilical tube, poor girl just wanted another hit. Now as for the first comment on the article itself, this rings clear and true, babies are just those. babies, they don't know any better, their only real goal is to make your day a little more hectic. If they find it, its going in their mouth. Now honestly, I don't know about you, but I tend to keep my floor a little less drug ridden, so how a baby got a hold of it, thats what you have to ask the parent. Yes I'm a firm believer in blaming the parents, video game violence, leaving the toilet seat lid up, loosing all the twisty ties. Bastards, I want my twisty ties back, the damn bread is going to get stale. Kids need attention for a reason, because without you they WILL die. Parents messed up on MDMA are almost as good as criminally insane, because you get so careless, you almost lose your child, and that....is an epic fail. Yes these parents deserve their child back, she would be treated so horrible in any foster home or wherever she was shuffled into. No one but her parents could understand why she is going to be so messed up when she becomes a teenager.

Digging this morning I also found an article on Omnidirectional Wheels. Oh man, this is sweet, finally a way for me to parallel park without hitting the curb. Now there are so many other options to implement this wheel, wheelchairs, scooters, mack trucks, airplanes, lets just go put it in some things and make it more famous already so they have the capital to make it easy to park my car. Maybe we can make some modifications to lego man, and he can get in on these wheels. Now we are in for it.