So, this morning has gone well. China man rips off leg and drives away? Now that is insane. But really now, this blog wont even go there on this one. Today another shiny caught my eye. This keyboard article caught my eye, those crazy Koreans have come up with a keyboard that is back lit with LED's. The awesome part about this keyboard is that you can customize all of the keys and colors with their drivers. This opens up the room to do anything crazy you want, like have all the letters in your name display blue, and the rest of the keyboard glow red. Or make the numbers one color and the letters another, enter keys another. You could have a VERY colorful splash across your keyboard. I love keyboards, in fact, I think they are the most important part to the computer. Some people do the mouse thing with the quick change resolution and sensitivity settings. Me, I'm a keyboard man. The mouse is just there for fun, the keyboard, is how you use the damn computer. Argue with me, I dare you, I'll just uninstall your GUI and pull out your keyboard, then what are you going to do Mr. Point and Click? Take that!
Next is about the crazy Chinese! So today the Chinese banned the act of reincarnation without government approval. Now what the hell is that supposed to mean? Well the Chinese are trying to restrict that criminally insane 14th Dalai Lama from being able to reincarnate himself in Tibet as every Dalai Lama before him has. Now seriously, what the hell? Sorry sir you cant reincarnate here without a permit, and I see you have a few outstanding parking tickets as well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in on this. Look Mr. Dalai Lama stop reincarnating, apparently the Chinese hate you, and I'm starting to like you less by the hour. How the hell do you have your own website? www.thepope.com does not work as a web link, no fan sites for him. But on a more serious note, this is criminally insane, who in their right mind thinks that if such a thing as reincarnation even exists, that there would be a way to regulate and decide who and when? This is a bit of a sad attempt by the Chinese to get their government situation in order and take away the last hope of Buddhist's in India. Look, just keep making those lead paint covered doom toys, maybe even make one of the Dalai Lama and sell those to the Buddhist's that are giving you so much trouble.
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Tuesday, August 14, 2007
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